January 2012
Lowest Point Of My Life?
I just started following Drita Davanzo from Mob Wives on Twitter.
Did I Tell You Guys What I Saw At Starbucks This...
Some ghetto dude (with stars shaved into his hair, his pants down to his ankles and a fake ass blinged out watch about 3 inches in diameter) walked in with a banana. Asked the barista for a venti cup. Peeled the banana. Placed the banana in said cup. Poured some cinnamon on it. Handed the cup to the barista and asked him to fill it with skim milk and ice. As he was mixing his milkshake with his...
This Is What It’s Like to be 32 Years Old
I just got a Spanx catalogue in the mail.
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The East Village's Holiday Cocktail Lounge To... →
So sad.
With Age, Men May Lose Thinking Ability Faster... →
tballardbrown:
I post this with no comment.
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Brutally Honest 2012 Oscar Nominee Posters →
“You can call this ‘class warfare’ all you want. But asking a...”
– President Barack Obama (via BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER)
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This Is What It's Like to be 32 Years Old
I told my friend I had a secret and he immediately looked at my belly for signs of pregnancy.
2 Live Crew to Reunite →
Etta James Dead at 73 →
Love her.
My doorman just called me Frangry
Someone’s been doing his research.
I Just Had A Twilight Zone Moment On The Bus
First the bus got stuck behind some cab that wouldn’t move out of the way and every single one of the estimated 25 people on the bus starting screaming and cursing and flipping the fuck out. The chick next to me and I just looked at each other and laughed.
Then some dude sitting across from me was reading his magazine out loud. After finishing every paragraph, he had a discussion with...
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I'm All For Nice Handbags Or Whatever
But I know of a chick whose 2012 resolution is to change her handbag every day of the week, with her goal being at least five times a week, and it makes me really sad for the human race.
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Sorry, internet. I know you're trying really hard,...
Stacey Keibler is so out of her league.
“Art doesn’t interest me… Artists do.”
– Marcel Duchamp, 1963 (via timnolan)
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I didn't know Emmy Rossum sounded like a dude.
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(said in her awesome accent)
Ellen DeGeneres: Who has more fun: blondes or brunettes?
Sofia Vergara: I would say the girls with the big boobs
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“People choose shitty things. People choose 2 and a Half Men and NASCAR and...”
– Gawker on the People’s Choice Awards
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Every Time I Give My Mom Good News About My Life
Her response is “OMG…I prayed for it!” The great thing didn’t happened because I’m so fucking bad ass and competent and genius, but instead, it happened because she prayed.
I'm so fucking not interested anymore.
Oh hey, that egotistical couple released a song about their new baby. I am slowly starting to hate Jay-Z as much as I hate Beyonce.
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My phone just auto corrected "butthead" to "butt...
So fucking disgusting.