Hi. I'm Frangry. I've been making bitches pay since 1979. And you love me.

Listen to my radio show Shut Up, Weirdo. And meet my co-host Andy.

Sometimes, but not often, I Twitter.

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Once, I was on TV.

Then please email: Frangry [at] gmail [dot] com.

Last time I saw Will.I.Am was as a hologram on Election Eve. I am surprised a hologram can get that pissy. A Gawker commenter on the fiasco between lame fat retard blogger Perez Hilton, and stupid name-having musician Will.I.Am.