I was at a wedding all weekend and now I feel like the life has been drained out of me. I wasn’t even in the wedding party, but I’m so fucking tired I want to die. When I get married, it’s happening at City Hall and then I’m renting out the Karaoke joint. Everyone has to sing a song of my choice and get wasted and if my Mom doesn’t like it then she doesn’t have to go. Fuck that.