FRANGRY

Daily dose of Moss (via suicideblonde)

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:35:24 -0500

Daily dose of Moss (via suicideblonde)

Frangry: Do you think there was beastiality on Noah's Ark?

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 23:29:08 -0500

Frangry: Do you think there was beastiality on Noah's Ark?
Jimmy: Well how do you explain Big Foot?

I've spent the last two hours researching strip clubs online.

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:40:00 -0500

For my 30th birthday party on Dec. 12th. Save the date losers.

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Sat, 28 Nov 2009 14:43:31 -0500

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“So help me God, if you ever cheat on me I will wait until a...

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 11:46:36 -0500

“So help me God, if you ever cheat on me I will wait until a slow news cycle & then chase you with one of your own clubs until you run away like a pussy and crash your favorite SUV into a fire hydrant. Then I’ll slap you around until the cops arrive and tell them I saved your life by dragging you out of said SUV in the most inconceivable way possible.” (via winstonwolfe)

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Fri, 27 Nov 2009 11:25:53 -0500

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Leighton Meester's 'musical career' is a joke right?

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 11:08:03 -0500

Good Morning America Replaces Adam Lambert With Chris Brown

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:59:00 -0500

Good Morning America Replaces Adam Lambert With Chris Brown:

Wait, what? So they cancelled Lambert’s show because he kissed a boy on stage and flicked off the camera, but they thought Chris Brown, THE FUCKING GIRLFRIEND BEATER, would be a better option?!?!? People are straight retarded.

"Hot Tamales originated as a way to use rejected Mike and Ike candies by reflavoring and recoloring..."

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:27:46 -0500

“Hot Tamales originated as a way to use rejected Mike and Ike candies by reflavoring and recoloring them to make Hot Tamales. The strong spicy cinnamon flavor and bold red coloring of Hot Tamales masked the original flavor of the Mike and Ike candies.”

- Wikipedia (via jstn) Ew!

Fiona Apple on Late, Late show: There’s no need to watch...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:25:14 -0500

Fiona Apple on Late, Late show: There’s no need to watch the part where she’s performing, but the interview is good. (via thedailyfiona)

Nose bleed seats at The Met

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:57:57 -0500

Nose bleed seats at The Met

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:08:11 -0500

Just got the keys to the new place. Making a pumpkin pie. Watching Zombieland. Going to the opera tonight. Life is good.

Email of the Day

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:47:30 -0500

From: [REDACTED]
Date: Wed, Nov 25, 2009 at 6:20 AM
Subject: thanks

Hello. Site you saw was beautiful. I do not know how to speak good English and write. I apologize for this problem. My name is M. and I am an Iranian. I’m a boy. Beautiful photos as well as do a beautiful face. I love you and hope you succeed.

Daily dose of Moss (via kate-moss)

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:08:00 -0500

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Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:41:42 -0500

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Photo

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:29:11 -0500

Photo

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:23:42 -0500

And now that it's all over and done with, I can stop censoring myself.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:22:57 -0500

And now that it's all over and done with, I can stop censoring myself.

Did I tell you guys how I had to get interviewed by a coop board?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:20:02 -0500

It was straight out of an episode of Law & Order. No Joke. Allow me to elaborate…

It was in the basement of an italian restaurant
I was sitting at a long wooden table surrounded by 6 people
There was a giant light shining on me
I was sweating my ass off
They interrogation started with “tell us about yourself…”
At one point, one of the board members said that I was “dangerously close to the edge”
I almost shat my pants

Oh good god.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:36:40 -0500

I have a Lady Gaga song stuck in my head.